Tom Louis De La Integra Blackwood was born in Humber Bay, Toronto in 1876. His parents were English painter and decorator Gram Blackwood and French-Italian public relations officer Monique Terrorissimo, and his grandson is famous rockstar David Bowie. In 1923 Tom took up the guitar, and hit people with it. He ended up in prison for several years after accidentally hitting to death with his guitar, a terminally ill baby.
Upon his release in 1969, Tom became more and more interesed in his shoe collection, which is rumoured to consist of over five pairs. He quit music for almost thirty years in 1978 to spend more time with his shoes, and his wife Sarah and children Hashmal Ichbad Jabul and Mohammed.
In 2005 Tom returned to music with new band PMT, and now spends his spare time building statues of women and feeling their boobies.